I had a really bad toilet dream last night.  I wish I could wake myself up from these, because one of these days, I'm going to wet the bed!
I was desperately searching for a toilet to use because I had to pee really bad.  No toilet was suitable.  Either filthy, too small, too big, etc.. I was begging people to let me use their bathrooms.  I was crying, thinking I was going to wet myself.  
In one bathroom, a man appeared.  He was in a wheelchair and had a colostomy bag hanging out, saying he needed to empty it!  I of course let him go first because he had a colostomy bag after all!  I thought to myself that it could have waited a couple minutes.  
Luckily, I woke up before I wet the bed!  One of these days, I know that I will find a good toilet and use it!  Maybe I should start wearing diapers to bed at night!